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The Proposal

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he...

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Aati Kya Khandala

Hindi:      He : Aye kya bolti tu?      She: Aye kya main bolun?      He : Sun        She: Suna      He : Aati kya Khandala?      She: Kya karun aakey main khandala?      He : Ghumenge, phirenge,...

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Mallu Jokes

What's a smart Malayalee called?Debo-nair.An extraordinary malayalee  ..  PHENO-MENONA smart and extraordinary malayalee .. VIJI-MENONHow do u identify a Mallu?Zimply.

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Amitabh's Answering Machine

Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor...

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Top 10 Filmi dialogs

 10.     Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga9.      Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga8.      Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?7.      Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.6....

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California Girls - Desi Style

Delhi girls are cultured, they'll show you a good timeMalayali girls seem so innocent, but ya know what's on their mindAndhra girls are bashful, Bengalis are so cosyKashmiri girls keep you warm at...

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Gujju Jokes

Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.A Gujju Business house?Kalabhai-Salabhai.Why did the Gujju go to Rome?To listen to Pop(e) music.

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Gujju Jokes

Q :- Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?A :- Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?A :- The bhayiya kept giving...

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Bengali Jokes

Q :  How does the Bong learn the alphabet?A :  A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :Q :  How does a Bong relax in the evening?A :  He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :Q :  What does the Bong...

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India Marriage Joke

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. 2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that...

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